Llamas aren't classy man

Llamas arent classy because they always spit and bahhh like a sheep. not cool. napoleon dynamite had a llama named tina. lately prayer has been alright since i seem to have more free time to do it being that im grounded for a while.

LOVE PARKER

Why must trees always die?

I be lovin them trees you know that you should too. They be givin us oxygen and what not and I wuv them. So, if you need to read this blog you must be wantin to know about me prayer life because it is so darn swell. I started to pray when im in the shower because it be so relaxin and what not, maybe light some candles and pray, but dont let the house burn down cuz that would be sad. Anyway thanks for your time and remember, IF YOUR SCARED MOTHA GO TO CHURCH.

Forever and always,
Parker.

"This is for God and the Gays" Lady Gaga

OMGosh. Lady Gaga is legit, not really but sorta. I bought a very long trench coat the other week and i kind of want to throw on a suit and get a gun because then I would feel like Jason Statham in Snatch. Good movie. Anyway back to G O D. I prayed the other day, got down on my knees and prayed like a motha. It was alright, I understand why people pray. When life is down on your hand, you need something to believe. Just like the Bravery song. Not that I needed something to believe, because I dont really care to, but its like I probably should. That is if the s**t does really hit the fan.

OH AND BY THE WAY READ MY TWILIGHT QUOTES ON THE BOTTOM
-LOVE, parker

ima so sorry

My prayer life is not one of the greatest I'd say. Ever since high school its somewhat gone down hill. Throughout my life i had prayed every night but now i don't. Times have gotten harder so maybe I should start again. I will start with my prayer i did every night and i think i can go from there. I actually talk to God quite a bit but never did i think it was considered praying.

i be bloggin all night man i be bloggin

i don't ever really pray. people be tellin me to but i just dont understand the reasoning. ill talk to god but i dont like that formal jazz like an our father, just too fancy.

I Love Prayer

This sucks.

Takin It to the Streets by the Doobie Brothers

i have no idea why i'm bloggin. it makes me feel like some forty-five year old woman whos trying to connect with the teenagers. lame. i can't seem to find any good sweaters lately. flippin AAAAAA